Louisa’s been deported

It is with great sadness that we must report that our dear Louisa has been deported from this beautiful country. Unknown even to herself, it has been proven without a shadow of doubt by our government that she has the capability to turn into a chinese spy within 45 minutes of the order being given. We asked to see proof of this but all we got were some fabricated photos and the constant re-assertion that this is one of those things “which we know that we don’t know”.

She was promptly shipped off to China on Monday morning and we have no idea when she’ll return. Graciously she chose to opt out of the blog for now with the probability of contributing posts later, if she ever returns to the warm bosom of capitalism. Our not-so-secret new writer will be unveiled with much ceremony – possibly even a facebook page mention – soon but until then its best to end on a high note:

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