Ultraviolent Jungle

Things I learned this week:

The numerous objects/actions Aaron Funk would like put/perform  ‘in your punani’

  • Make a lasagna
  • Impressive mustaches
  • Mike Parindas
  • Intellivision Basketball
  • He-Man
  • Skeletor
  • Produce lots of records
  • Undergo plastic surgery
  • Pretend he’s from London
  • Helen Grocery
  • Grill a Panini
  • Lucky Co. Express
  • Langside and Furby
  • Welfare Wednesday
  • Sell crystal meth
  • Cash his check
  • Wear leather jackets
  • Drive his car
  • orange juice
  • Egg salad sandwiches
  • Hot dogs and french fries
  • Chef Boyardee

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