Candy Teen Pussy Pleasers: A cultural primer of Pornogrind

I woke up this morning to the sound of my dog, Blue, also waking up, and click-clacking around upstairs on his paws. For some reason this caused my first thought to be “The Kraken Wakes…” (The title of both a poem and book) as I pictured my medium-sized dog plodding around upstairs, in his state of eternal nonplussitude. Then upon firing up my large black behemoth of a PC, I was pleasantly surprised with some sexted boobs in my inbox, and as at the time I was listening to “The Nympho is a G”, by GUT, I decided that today, my post would be about that genre close to all our hearts, Pornogrind. Another reason was that Mace told me off for not writing about music last week, and so my initial plans, of posting a chronological list of my favorite episodes of Friends, has been temporarily put on the back burner until further notice.